MOTORBIKE TRAINING TO SEE OUR PHOTO GALLERIES, PLEASE CLICK ON THE "BIKE TOURS" BUTTON. You wake up in the damp patch. In your dream you were lying between Nicole Kidman and Claudia Schiffer. They brought you breakfast in bed and were gagging for you to stop at home. You were tempted. You take a shower whilst they cook your breakfast. But then you look out of the window and see your shiny new motorbike on the drive. No contest. Get your helmet out and enjoy your day.    We believe our training is second to none and many, many testimonials back up that claim. We teach everything from CBT, through 125 and Direct Access, to Post Test refresher courses for born again bikers and advanced courses for the more experienced. Culminating, for the courageous with the ultimate biking experience at the awesome Nurburgring. BORN AGAIN BIKING Coming back to biking can be more scary than jumping out an aircraft then, three seconds later realise you have forgotten your parachute. If you want the same excitement but don't want the sudden stop, click here to find out more about our refresher courses. TAKING YOUR MOTORCYCLE TEST This is boys' talk. Are you a sad, lonely man, allowed out once a week. Do you go shopping with drooping shoulders pushing a trolley with a squeaky wheel? Or are you still single? Before it's too late, forget women. If you already have one, get rid quick. Sell the furniture. If you have children, sell them too. Become celibate (unless you are married and you probably already are). Get your life in order and prioritise the things which matter most. Take your bike test. Try this tonight. Go home and tell your wife you are getting a motorbike. If she goes crackers, chuck her out. If she moans now before you've got a bike, imagine what she'll be like if you had one and told her you were going out for a ride with your mates. Look at yourself in the mirror. Are you a weak excuse of a man? Or are you a biker? C.B.T. - COMPULSORY BASIC TRAINING Some things in life are necessary. Like food and water. Like the air we breath. And some things are not just necesary but compulsory. Like Compulsory Basic Training. If you want to ride a bike, click here and we will tell you how to get more than food and water. We will tell you how to get the oxygen into your lungs and a licence into your wallet.

+++STOP PRESS+++ AUGUST 2010...A TREASURE HUNT CHALLENGE FOR CHILDREN'S HOSPICE "HOPE HOUSE" Well, we did it and what a week (and a bit) it was. Day one, two of our bikes crashed, first one ran out of road the second one ran over the first one. One knackered ankle, a broken collar bone and arm a later, and with one in hospital, we did the biggest hills Europe had to offer. The Harley with us, couldn't quite get up the Stelvio in one go, but apart from that we got there and back. Oh, and we had a serious domestic as one couple went as a couple and came back as two singles. Next year, also for Hope House, I have absolutely no idea where we will be going. But keep looking here and you might be the first to know.     TOURING OFFERS You might never have been away on your bike and believe a two week holiday is too much for your first attempt. Look at our "We Want To Be Together Fast-Trak Motorcycle Touring Club" and think about ride outs or perhaps a long weekend on the Continent. A great way to start your biking adventures.       AMERICA OR BUST. (depends what sort of bust I suppose) Start a list of 50 things to do on a motorbike before you die. Then remove every one which involves a sex act. That leaves just the one then. And this is it. Get yourself a bike and ride it across California. The end. It really does not get any better than this. Check out our West Coast USA Tour for more details.